Inspector....where are you???

My house is completely in order. Paperwork filed and easily accessible. Frig and freezer completely filled with all things fresh. Trash discarded. Childproofing 101, done twice. Dog current on vaccinations. Work schedules re-arranged. Inspection was scheduled for 9am....it's now 11:34am.

....and no inspector. No call. No voicemail. No email. Nothing. Just nothing....unless you want to talk about frustration...now, that's not nothing!